"OMG Chris started following that one super slutty girl Kayla: you know, the one who posts pictures in her thong bikini like every day." Or, "Jason just liked Jill's picture. She has way bigger boobs than me." I'm sorry to break it to you girls, but boys will be boys: there's nothing you can do about it.So let them follow a slutty girl and get some eye candy - it doesn't mean anything. Also, stop caring about which girls like your man's Instagram pictures! You get worked up over nothing then start creating such irrational scenarios in your head.I think the only person who still Facebook messages me is my 76-year-old grandmother who can't figure out texting.

Fortunately, I have been clean for about a year now. ) but your bae is out on the town with their dudes, girlfriends, or just plain randoms.

I'm here to help you end this pathetic way of life, one social media outlet at a time. You take a little gander at the stories posted on your Snapchat feed and watch your boyfriend's friend, Danny's snap story.

" (In all reality it's so blurry those two people could be anyone.) You start feeling hot with anger and bitterness. From that point on, you watch anyone's stories who you think might be with him or at the same bar. Honestly, if you have so little faith in your relationship that you have to keep tabs through Snapchat stories: you've got a bigger issue my friend.

(Some girl is calling her boyfriend right this second to "have a talk" after reading that sentence.) Not only that, but now you have major FOMO (fear of missing out.) So what do you do?

What I mean by that is they don't really understand which pictures they look good in/ don't look good in (lol) or won't even post a picture for like 22 weeks.

More times than not, they're way better looking in person.

And honestly, if they do something sketch in a story you bet your butt at least 5 of your homies are going to tell you before you even need to watch it.

I would go into Snapchat best friends but now that's a thing of the past, liberating guys and torturing women every-fucking-where. Oh my god, I swear, listening to girls complain about their boyfriend's activity on Instagram is some of the funniest stuff I've ever witnessed.

Cyber stalking, obsessing, over thinking, driving yourself crazy­ these are all of the unfortunate things that can happen if you let social media take too big of a role in your dating life.