The only thing it really had going for it was that as the day progressed, the dates got sexier and sexier. True story: Flav is THE BEST lead on any reality dating show there’s EVER been. But he was funny and charming and completely in on the joke. We’re not surprised that a show where a female contestant goes on a group date with three men and then has to decide which one of them is in a relationship with a woman, which one of them is in a relationship with a man, and which one of them is straight and available to her, would air on Lifetime. That one guy who is now engaged to Jennifer Hudson? We only got two seasons of (see below) this show revolved around 25 women who thought they were dating Prince Harry. The kid dates those people, and then has to decide whether to keep their current relationship, stay single, or choose one of the new options. If a gay guy is picked, he gets all of the money and the woman receives nothing. And then at the end, each woman would decide which man they chose as a “stud” they wanted to go out with again. This is also known as the last time 15 DIFFERENT women put in a lot of effort in order to date a man who was 5’3 and said things like “Will you be my bambina? Sadly, it wasn’t the million people thought he had.

If the final guy James choose was gay, they’d both win cash and some crazy prize package. This is the one show title that you HOPED wasn’t literal. And then there’d be Chris Jagger and these two moronic couples, talking about the dates they went on with other people and whether they wanted to stay together. Now, you’re probably saying to yourselves, “But don’t little people need to find love too? And the problem wasn’t that he was a little person. And then one of the contestants, Ryan Jenkins, killed his wife. And VH1 cancelled that series because Jenkins had made it to third place on the show. She runs her high-end dating service, “The Millionaire’s Club,” with an iron-fist, throwing around insults and barking orders at anyone who will listen. In a shocking twist, none of the couples end up married. Three bachelors live in a house with 32 single women, all vying for their affection. was a Bachelor-style dating show, except all of the contestants had… The show began with single guy Luke giving each of the contestants a promise ring — promising that he wouldn’t judge them for their size.

As a twist for leading gay bachelor James Getzlaff. That has to cross some kind of invisible dating show line, right? The fact that no one was murdered in the making of this show is a small miracle. You’d be channel surfing, looking for something — anything — to watch. She was like a dumber Paris Hilton, and her search for a sugar daddy over the three episodes of the series we saw were really enjoyable. So, five couples agree to become engaged to someone they’ve never met and then each week, marriage counselors vote off another couple. You know, in the way it’s fun to watch any trainwreck.

So the obvious hook is to appeal to the voyeur in all of us.

But if I am going to be tempted to watch a show which features the word "nude" or "naked' then I expect to see things that are not normally on display, otherwise what's the point?

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And that’s exactly what this show did — hated on women by basically being like “haahaa you’ll never find a man and even when you do he’ll probably be gay haahaa.” Clearly we never missed an episode. It was a nice idea, and the series, produced by Eva Longoria and hosted by Guiliana and Bill Rancic, had a big push behind it from NBC. Ratings were dismal, and NBC only aired the show for three-weeks in April 2013 (subsequent episodes were streamed online). — were looking for love, as most dating show contestants are. And while Bret wasn’t as good of a leading man as Flavor Flav, he was a close second. The way he pronounced the word “diabetes” (die-a-bee-tis). The show aired as a single, two-hour broadcast in which 50 women (one from each state) competed in some effed-up beauty pageant to be Rockwell’s bride.

spinoff was everything we wanted and more from Tiffany Pollard’s search for a soul mate. They all found love, if you stuck it out until the end. Real chose a woman named CORN FED, and Chance didn’t even bother picking anyone because he knew no one would ever top that. And unlike Flav, you actually could see yourself hooking up with Bret Michaels! It was , one of the more brilliant shows you’ll find on this list.

But really, the fifth wheel was pretty much a flat tire. Just from that title wordplay alone, you knew this was a brilliant, sloppy disasterpiece. And in PERFECT Reality TV form, they both ended up picking the same dude. Of all the bad dating shows, this one actually has a pretty clever premise. , or as it’s known now “the story of our lives thanks to a little thing called internet dating” was probably the most straightforward dating show concept on this list. Oh, and if that weren’t enough, consider this: neither James nor any of the gay contestants even knew this twist was going down. Apparently, gay sexuality is SO FUN to make fun of. ” And your mind would be blown EACH TIME, no matter what the outcome. On this little gem, five women check out thirty men who literally pass them by on a gigantic conveyor belt. The problem was that FOX basically advertised it as a modern day freak show. cast-members in a room to look for the man of their dreams out of thirteen eligible bachelors? And do you remember how like, one of the girls would be named HBIC each week and that girl would then pick the dates of the other girls? Unfortunately, Oxygen hasn’t aired a season in the past two years. Which is why we tune in, week after week, to see how it all goes down. ), this show revolved around one woman choosing a husband from 20 suitors. They all wore masks the entire time, so she would judge them based on their personality alone.