If you’ve ever felt nervous about freezing up and not knowing what to say, this is for you. It’s a huge bad girl turn on that almost every guy shares.

Because when you’re texting with him, you’ve always got enough time to think about what you want to say.

Between La Bamba's high falsetto wails of "In the year 2000...", O'Brien and Andy/Guest alternate delivering jokes, often based on current events, in the form of humorous predictions of what will happen in the year 2000.

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Reintroduced on Tonight June 8, 2009, and performed many times on Tonight, Richter is introduced as Conando's sidekick Nachito, who always shows up when Conando is about to make love to the damsel, thus spoiling the romantic mood.

In one sketch, the damsel did not end up with Conando but rather Mario Lopez.

The sketch is typically performed with Richter participating, but after Richter left Late Night, the celebrity guest would participate (when Richter was scheduled as a guest, he would again take part).

Each guest version would usually be titled "The [guest's surname] Edition" with "2.0" added for guests who have done the sketch more than once.

Conan may also speak of a dim-witted accomplice who aids the deviant in his exploits, after which the camera briefly cuts from Conan to La Bamba.

Finally, Conan urges the public to expose such people using the show's address which, together with the heading "Shameless Adulterous Weasel" or the like, is superimposed over Max.Also, on occasion, the sketch would include long and complicated speeches which are obviously and extremely voiced-over.Also, on occasion, the sketches would include long and complicated speeches which Conan himself would rapidly read off cue cards with the speed, grammar mistakes, pronunciation and agility of an advanced level high school Spanish student.For example, the winner of "Best Foreign Language Audience Member" was shown with a large superimposed moustache and sombrero, and the "Audience Member Who Smells the Most Like Fresh Salmon" was attacked by a man in a bear costume.Awards show intermission segments (red carpet, how the award is built, etc.) are also parodied.Appearing on Tonight June 3, 2009, it was the first Late Night sketch to be carried over to The Tonight Show.