Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing..

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you 0.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you .00?

Here are 4 online dating profiles examples to attract men as well as some don’ts to watch out for: They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and that appears to be true.

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Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc.

Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing...

Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."Never put off untill tomarrow what you can dupe someone else into doing for you today."Somedays your the windshield, somedays your the bug, and somedays your the rock that cracks through the windshield.

If all the world's a stage, I must be the comic relief.

I have some---Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If my calculations are correct: Escalator Slinky=Infinite Fun!

Good judgement comes from bad experience,and most of that comes from bad judgement.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Almost every dating site lets you create a dating profile for free, (even lets you browse profiles for free), so make use of it.