Don't you love the taste of dirty pick up lines in the morning? I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.36. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.49. [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute Welcome to the dirty pick up lines section! Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.27.

Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.63.

Don't let your momma know you've been reading these dirty pick up lines!

I could hear your c*ck talking and it just told me to blow you.... Dirty pick up lines are for all year - even holidays! If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

F*** me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me...86. I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.89.

Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?