well, anything you need calling out on, and we'll make sure you check yourself (before you wreck yourself), because we're into the whole honesty thing.

(OK, I'm being faux-cocky here for effect, but honestly, looking at it now, most of what I wrote is true.

What "having a good time" and "entertaining" actually look like will vary from woman to woman because, duh, we're all incredibly unique just like anyone else.

Russian gals don't flirt around any issue, problem, or disagreement, because they don't have time to tiptoe.

While her ways of communicating may be "ruthless," to her, she thinks of this as maximizing time to the fullest. And money is those Louboutin shoes she saw at Nordstrom the other day, so move along please.

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How do you think it is possible to find a real relationship when meeting, even if you do not see your interlocutor?

However, in the end, only one can win each of their hearts.

I've never known a man or woman walk out of a relationship with one of us — no matter how brief, torturous, or complicated — and say that they regretted it. Sure, we're also tragically beautiful and flawless and we've got excellent taste in fashion and art (and basically everything else), but we're also smart, both book-wise and street-wise.

More likely than not, she's fierce, fearless, and essentially your dream girl (that is, if you're into strong women who challenge the patriarchal system and aren't afraid of wearing a little bit of pleather). You haven't experienced music until you've experienced Russian pop music, which is designed to comfortably lodge itself in the crevices of your brain until the end of time.

Here are some more reasons why you should definitely aim to date a Russian girl: Britney Spears? Every Russian girl has a pile of burned CDs she's gotten in the mail from her second cousin who lives in Moscow, and she will not hesitate to bust them out in the car.

However we personally like to have fun, and personally like to entertain, we're amazing at it. Not to be vain or anything (OK, maybe a little bit), but clothes are a pretty integral part of who we are.

The way we dress ourselves is an important form of self-expression, and we take that self-expression very seriously.

We don’t know how to use our inside voices sometimes, OK?