Also: Asking him if he could please take the trash down when he leaves your place without worrying about never seeing him again.And not feeling compelled to constantly check his Twitter.

Before it assumed its role as a maximum-security lockup, tool-proof bars replaced the flat, soft-steel barriers of the military prison and gun galleries were built at either end of the two main cell blocks.

, a 22-acre island located 1.5 miles offshore in San Francisco Bay, has served as a lighthouse, a military fortification, and a prison.

Central steam heat, skylights and electricity contributed to its reputation as a model, modern, facility.

Like any other structure on the island, construction presented challenges.

2013: Making out, less graphic sexting, sending partly-clothed naked pics, following him on Twitter, favoriting his tweet, thinking everything he tweets is hilarious even though your friends are like, "That's not even funny-funny, that's just funny weird." Introducing him to your cat. 2013: Oral sex, regular sex, not being afraid of over-texting him anymore, looking his ex-girlfriend up on Facebook (she’s pretty!

1935: Fondling, manual stimulation of the genitals (clothed).2013: Totally unclothed naked pics, more graphic sexting, handjobs. ), looking at his ex-girlfriend’s Twitter and finding that her most recent tweet was "haha croissants lol" (she’s boring!Designed to hold up to 600 prisoners, it was the brainchild and pride of Major Reuben B.Turner, construction engineer and first commandant of the military.Material and equipment had to be shipped in on barges.Mixing cement, the main building element, required fresh water not naturally available on the land. Like prisons within a prison, four free standing cellblocks stood within the cellhouse so that no cell adjoined an outside wall or ceiling that a prisoner might tunnel through. Already feeling awkward about seeing him with his second wife at your son Nick’s piano recital, not that you didn’t have a very fulfilling 15 years of marriage, but at least you got Nick out of it, and he's your whole worl— OK, maybe you're jumping the gun.